Tuesday, January 15, 2008

The Blowjob Manifesto pt 2 - etiquette

Do's/Don'ts for Men

Do verbalize how much you're enjoying it
Do remind her how good she is at this
Do use positive and constructive vocabulary to guide her where you want her
Don't use her ears or hair as a handle unless you know she likes it. (Try it once, if you get a negative response - don't do it again)
Don't blow your load without warning
Do ask first if you can release in her mouth
Don't make your disappointment too obvious when she says 'no'.
Do say thank you, or express your appreciation in another way.


Do's/Don'ts for Women (or men who life to give head)

Do be aware of your teeth, try not to use them.
Do get messy, spit, slobber, the whole shabang.
Do try to deepthroat. Even if you gag a little, it's okay (so long as you can handle it) When you gag they think they're huge in the pants. It's like a synthetic boost of testosterone for the recipient.
Don't stick your finger up his ass without prior consent
Do be careful with the testes
Don't expect me to give away all my tips for free... sorry gals, this is all you get.


xoxoxoxo
RawKnee

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