Dear Veronica,
I am a heterosexual 32 year old female who has been happily married to my 38 year old husband for over 3 years. We've always had a satisfying sex life together but lately I've been bothered by a certain unfulfilled fantasy I've had for a long time. You see, Verotika, ever since I became sexually active as a teenager, I've had this overwhelming urge to re-enact a zombie scene in bed with my lover- make up and all, ripping chunks of flesh from each others hot bodies and then making love to him as he lies limp, pretending to be dead. The only problem, Verotika, is that I'm worried my husband, being a devout christian, may not be as turned on by this fantasy as I am. How do I go about bringing this up to him?
Thank You,
-Anonymous
You know what's coming up? My favorite holiday, Hallowe'en!! Usually Hallowe'en is an excuse to dress super slutty in public with little to no repricussions . This year, why not use it as a clever way to indulge your fantasy? Suggest to your husband that you both dress as zombies. Use liquid latex as fake skin, shredded clothes, fake blood, the whole 9. Once you get home from whatever your Hallowe'en celebrations might be, instigate sex. Be dominant, get on top.
The liquid latex "skin" should be fun to peel off at this point. At a later date, tell him how amazing the zombie sex was. (assuming it was) Perhaps now, as he's already pretty much gone through with it, he'll be willing to do it again for you. Good luck, you kinky freak.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
The Blowjob Manifesto: part 4
Gentlemen,
You're not being coy when you slowly and slyly put your penis close to a woman's face.
We know what you want and if we really wanted to do it we would go for it, no matter where your penis is.
Just sayin'. This tactic does work a lot of the time, I know - but would it work for women, too?
I think I'm going to see how nonchalantly I can put my vagina near someone's face the next time I want someone to go down on me.
I'll let you know how it works.
You're not being coy when you slowly and slyly put your penis close to a woman's face.
We know what you want and if we really wanted to do it we would go for it, no matter where your penis is.
Just sayin'. This tactic does work a lot of the time, I know - but would it work for women, too?
I think I'm going to see how nonchalantly I can put my vagina near someone's face the next time I want someone to go down on me.
I'll let you know how it works.
Monday, October 5, 2009
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