Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Open Letter to Someone You Don't Know

There are a lot of really nasty things I could say to you. And I want to, but I don't think it would be the first time someone called you any of the things I'm thinking. And I so passionately hate to be unoriginal.

If you hate drama so much, don't do maliciously selfish things that cause other people to react in dramatic ways.

Lucky for you, I have excellent impulse control and my reputation means more to me that hurting you ever could.

1 comment:

Gypsy Crow said...

The very best writing feels as though it is speaking to you personally.
Like this did for me, even though it wasn't.
If you ever wanted to learn the names I have not yet been called, I'd be happy to list them for you over coffee.