Saturday, November 15, 2008

AFS Pornstar Ball / Breathless' 3rd Annual Fetish Ball / Rockalily presents INDECENT EXPOSURE

This November is an exxxciting month for sexy parties! It all kicks off Nov 20th at the Nuden with AFS' 5th Annual Pornstar Ball, hosted by the one and only RON JEREMY! Tickets are available at the Adult Fun Superstore for 25$ or 30$ at the door the day of. Doors are at 9pm

On the 21t dress in your kinky best and play/dance the night away at Capital Music Hall for the 3rd Annual Breathless Ottawa Fetish and Masquerade Ball. The fetish ball boasts of a huge dance floor, a dungeon with 3 play stations and entertainment from fireplay expert, Lord Omy, Contortionist Priestess Anness, Fashion Show by Robin Shameless, Shadow Dancing by Rockalily Burlesque and Bondage/rope art by Rush X. Tickets are 20$ advance, available at Venus Envy, all Classixxx locations and Breathless. Decide you want to come at the last minute? Admission at the door is 25$ The fun starts at 8pm.

November 30th Babylon Nightclub and Rockalily Productions present: INDECENT EXPOSURE, a night of burlesque and sexual satire. INDECENT EXPOSURE is a 2 hour show of burlesque, striptease, comedy and dance performances by members of Rockalily Burlesque and the Sexual Overtones. Doors are at 8pm and cover is 5$






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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Applause!

I hate to be the one to inform you of this, but it's something that we need to talk about. Chlamydia is going around Ottawa right now like doobies at a frat party. I first heard about it a few weeks back; the word was that there's a Chlamydia "epidemic" within local high schools. It's not just high school kids who are getting it. More and more people are coming down with the clap and it's just going to keep spreading until we step up, individually and take action. Here's what you need to do: Go to your family doctor and get tested. If you don't have a family doctor, go to one of the numerous free (often anonymous) clinics around the city.

If your test results come back positive you'll need to contact everyone you've had sex with (protected or not) within the past 3 months and abstain from sexual activity for the duration of treatment and at least one week afterwards.
The treatment for Chlamydia is simply 4 antibiotic pills and is available for free through many of Ottawa's sexual health clinics.

Are you at risk? Chances are that you are.

Have you had sex in the past 3 months, or has it been more than four months since your last STD test?
Was it unprotected?
Have you had more than one partner in this time?

If you said 'yes' to any of the above, please be responsible and go get tested.
STI's and STD's don't discriminate. Any sexually active person can be at risk regardless of race, age or sexual orientation.

Play safe, sexy people. Always use protection.

For more information on sexually transmitted infections and diseases and to find a clinic close to you please see the Planned Parenthood website or inSpot (available in Ottawa thanks to Public Health and the ACO)

Another service that inSpot offers is an anonymous email service. You can inform your past and current partners about their exposure to an STI/STD through the website without revealing your identity.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

After going to see a sneak preview of Zack and Miri Make a Porno last night I thought that it was only fair that I put up a little bit of a review. Now, I'm no movie critic - but I like what I like, and I liked this movie. Like most View Askew productions, it's heavy on dialogue and quite humorous. The first half of the movie is a string of mildly intelligent jokes that may not be relevant in 10 years, but will nonetheless have you on the verge of peeing your pants. The entire plot progresses smoothly, but becomes predictable at the climax. The movie's climax is obvious, as it's the point in the movie when the female lead climaxes. The denouement is sappy but heartwarming while the ending leaves you with warm fuzzies and a few belly laughs. As a whole, Zack and Miri Make a Porno is endearing, heartwarming and effing hilarious; Definitely a great date movie. I give it 2 boners up!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Get Kinky This Saturday

This Saturday is high time in Ottawa for fetish and BDSM enthusiasts!

Breathless is hosting a workshop entitled "Erotic Massage and Full Body Worship" to be presented by Priestess Anness. The workshop will focus on "over-stimulation", using your full body to stimulate one's full body, group massage and many other forms of play.
The workshop runs from 7-9 pm and costs 15$ (10$ for members of Breathless)

Starting at 9pm at The New Bayou is Metal, Mayhem and Madness: a fetish masquerade. MM&M promises to be a night of naughty fantasy. There will be a spanking booth, play piercing, body painting, and performances by Soul Bomb and Rockalily Burlesque. This is a pansexual party in a discrimination free environment. Tickets are 20$ at Silverline Tattoo, Pirate City Tattoo, Classixxx on Carling Ave and Venus Envy. Tickets must be purchased ahead of time. 19+ w/ID required.